The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom
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Everything and Nothing That You Need to Know!
There’s so much that we don’t know about the Disney Parks©, and it’s a lot more that, “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?” Most travel guides are so clinical in their approach, afraid to offend the CORPORATE GODS OF DISNEY, giving you little more than rote statistical facts and PR nonsense! THAT’S NOT US! We here at The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom are obsessed with TELLING YOU LIKE IT IS! We answer burning questions like:
How many dwarfs can fit in your hotel room?
What parts of the animal does a churro come from?
Why is Goofy’s Barnstormer considered by insiders to be the most dangerous ride in the parks?
Whose ghosts haunt the bathrooms in the Adventureland Veranda?
When is the real 3 o’clock parade?
If you find these types of questions intriguing, then this book is for you! Need help figuring out which tickets to purchase?
The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom told me to buy the most expensive tickets! And I believed them!
Kyle, Annual Passholder
Not sure of which resort to stay at?
The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom helped me get the best deal on hotel rooms. Of course, Disney® doesn’t really offer discounts, but The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom helped me anyway.
Ang, Guest from Las Vegas
Wondering what the best ride in the park is?
The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom told me that Daisy Duck’s Outdoor Spin is the best ride in the park, but I’m not sure that’s even a ride!
Ann, Frequent Guest
The Completely Unreliable Travel Guide to Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is the only guide that tells you about Walt’s communist rival in the creation of Disneyland®; shows you the blueprints for the rides that never were (or will be), and tells you how to spot all the Hidden Mickeys© loitering around the park. With maps, drawings, charts, games, and even puzzles, this travel guide is the one for you! So, go on and be the Disney Freak™ that you are! This guide will help keep you occupied for weeks!
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