Lucky for you, we’re selling it!
Legally, we can’t sell you anything with Disney-branded™ intellectual property on it. But won’t stop us from trying to make a buck off chumps like you! That’s why we’ve created our own line of merchandise.
And all of it is just as overpriced as the things you’d find at the Disney Parks©!
So, click through and find the stuff that you want, but don’t really need. We’ll make a couple of bucks and you can clook subversive in your not-Disney gear!
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