THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CASUALS!

Are you a casual? Then this book is not for you. Maurice demands his fans be hardcore.

Once again, Maurice the Beaver and Tony the Rabbit explore their world and yours as they take a tour through the trials and tribulations of modern society.

Prepare to be offended. Prepare to have your “woke” credentials challenged. Prepare to feel vaguely angry at the musings of a beaver that does not always have the courage of his convictions. Popular on Reddit, Maurice the Beaver is Randall P. Girdner’s ode to himself and his hatred of others. Join him, will you?

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BOOK ONE - MAURICE THE BEAVER: AMERICAN PATRIOT (PAPERBACK)

BOOK ONE - MAURICE THE BEAVER: AMERICAN PATRIOT (HARDBACK)

BOOK TWO - MAURICE THE BEAVER: THESE ARE NOT MY MONKEYS (EXPENSIVE COLOR VERSION)

BOOK TWO - MAURICE THE BEAVER: THESE ARE NOT MY MONKEYS (BLACK & WHITE CHEAPO VERSION)

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What was it like to be a middle schooler in the year 1987? Donny Godwin will show you. If coming of age for you meant dealing with the feelings of resentment and betrayal stemming from Sammy Hagar’s replacement of David Lee Roth in Van Halen, then TJHS 1987 is your story. If coming of age for you meant watching that one member of the opposite sex from afar and never making that move, even though you knew that person was the right one for you, then TJHS 1987 is your story. If you were not quite cool, but not quite a dork when you were thirteen years old and operated in a weird little world populated only by people with a minimal amount of social capital, then TJHS 1987 is your story.

Randall P. Girdner takes you through the 7th grade, in all of its wonderful, horrible glory. TJHS 1987 is your story.

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