Want some of our stuff?

Lucky for you, we’re selling it!

Legally, we can’t sell you anything with Disney-branded™ intellectual property on it. But won’t stop us from trying to make a buck off chumps like you! That’s why we’ve created our own line of merchandise.

• T-shirts!

• Face Masks!

• Prints!

And all of it is just as overpriced as the things you’d find at the Disney Parks©!

So, click through and find the stuff that you want, but don’t really need. We’ll make a couple of bucks and you can clook subversive in your not-Disney gear!

MERCHANDISE COMING SOON! OR YOU COULD JUST...

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