@jeffnugent Schrödinger's cat's got NOTHIN' on Randall P!! #girdchatRandall P!15 hours ago
@jeffnugent YOU DON'T KNOW!! You're not here right now! You don't even know if I EXIST, man! I could be a figment of your imagination! Randall P!17 hours ago
@sarahhart27 Mmm...ESPN fried pudding.... Randall P!17 hours ago